Ohkay ladies and gentlemen I am back after a brief hiatus(actually after a long hiatus my last post was written long back but posted much later).All of you who have been wondering what I have been upto all this time lemme tell u pretty much nothing. Those of you who have opened this link expecting something interesting and funny(yeah I am proud of my sense of humour and I don’t give a shit if u don’t think that I am funny) to read ,sorry you will be disappointed.I mean how can you expect something even remotely interesting can happen in my monotonous,drab,extremely boring life.
The only good thing that has happened to me in the past few days is that a few more people have started reading my nonsensical blog.The reason being that I have shamelessly put up the link on my facebook profile.whatever be the reason I would like to thank all my fans err….folks for reading and commenting.
This post sadly wont interest you(hey wait don’t go away keep reading u might end up laughing at my miserable life or even find something interesting by the end).
So as u know I am done with my engineering but I am still waiting for the generous and courageous(daad deni padegi mujhe jo le liya ) companies(TCS and tech Mahindra) to send me my doj.
BTW I got recruited by TCS as well but I wont brag about it here because it seems TCS has been struck with a natural calamity(maybe a draught of employees)Otherwise it would not have taken me.
This never ending wait for my doj has made me frustrated,highly pissed and mostly lazy.Yeah I just snatched the title of the laziest animal on earth from the koala bear.My lazy bones don’t budge from their place these days.I have become so lazy that I didn’t even make proper use of my free sms pack and before I knew it expired(my friends who actually know me can realize this is the height of laziness for me).So I don’t text anyone these days not even my best friends.I have become so lazy that I don’t even care to read the forward messages that my friends send me.(No I am not mean and I don’t hate you I am just lazy)
All I do these days is facebooking .My SMS pack has expired but my gprs pack has not.So I keep checking my facebook account to see what everyone else is upto(yeah u got it rite my life is that boring).I take immense pleasure in commenting on the utterly boring SMs.Ofcourse I do appreciate d amazingly funny ones.I think my friend count decreased,someone removed me and I did not even bother to find out who it was.Anyways I know few people might be getting pissed off with my comments.Just FYI I keep getting notifications of people actually liking my comments and that makes me so happy he he.I have noticed one interesting thing there are a few guys who think they are very funny,may be they actually are but if they find someone making a witty comment they just ignore it or say things like thanks mam for taking my class and all such idiotic things.This actually happened with me a guy put up a stupid question as his SM and when I tried answering it he thanked me for taking his class.So I thanked him in return for putting up that question.Then that a guy went a step ahead and put up a SM in Spanish or French which had the words question and comments in it.Obviously I could know it was meant for me but I did not try out find out what it meant.I don’t give a shit to losers like him who suffer from a syndrome known as the “male ego as big as the blue whale”.Anyways this is not so big a deal coz another guy on orkut had d guts to copy my poem from the about me section on my orkut account and pasted it on his.Even when I repeatedly asked him to delete it he did not.(and u thought I was shameless??)
So now I refrain myself from commenting too much.These days I comment mostly on d SMs of my favourite faces on fb.No they are not my best friends they are my favourite bloggers and all of them(Abhinav Bhatt,Ashwin Kumar and Madhuri iyer) have an awesome sense of humour .
Their joint blog shit for tat is probably the funniest and most sarcastic blog I have ever come across(although I haven’t come across many blogs still,it is amazingly funny).I love them all for taking me on a laugh riot through their posts.I mean I have actually LOLed,ROFLed and LMAOed readin their posts.While my mum thought I was going insane.
Being d sucker that I am for a good,witty sense of humour how much I try I cant stop myself from commenting on their SMs.I hope they don’t kick me outta their friendlist.you too can read their blogs http://madhuriaries.blogspot.com and http://peter-blogvibes.blogspot.com Abhinav terminated his previous blog and now blogs anonymously so I wont give away his link.
Hey I finally gave you something interesting eventhough I know you wont ever return to my poor little blog once you start reading theirs.So this sums up what I have been doing all this while.Taking interest in other persons life and ignoring my own.Maybe I am in desparate need of getting inspired.I have become so lazy that I cant even finish reading a novel.I pick up a book read a few pages get bored and pick another one then the same cycle repeats itself.The only book that I could finish recently was Mitch Albom’s Tuesdays with morrie.It is a highly inspiring book about a dying teacher, how he copes with his illness and teaches the important lessons of life to his favourite student during his last days on earth.Sadly it could do little to inspire my jaded soul.Infact nothing seems to inspire me these days not even the “life is a climb” song by miley cyrus which I keep listening and singing throughout the day(now don’t sneer all you Eminem.linkin park and pink Floyd fans the lyrics of this song are so awesome).All this emptiness is really irritating.I am so angry and disappointed with myself for whiling away my time.I feel like I am losing my goals and my dreams(so much so that I feel I should change the name of my blog to ranting monologues).All the notifications for d mba entrance exams are out and I have not even checked out any of those on net.I don’t even feel like taking CAT again.Its been ages since I wrote a full fledged poem.All I do is keep rhyming SMs and comment back in a rhyming tone to a rhyming SM(hey!!!dont u dare call me a loser people like it even abhinav d blogging stalwart liked it manyatimes).See I am so lazy that I did not even try to think of a nice title and copied it from Tuhin Sinha’s book titled “of love,sex and politics”(hey!!!atleast I am honest ). I am happy now that I am upadating my blog eventhough this post does not make any sense at all.I did not even write what I was actually supposed to.I was going to write about my dearest friends but ended up writing this piece of shit.(but I will write it soon).Now here is what I am going to do I am making a list of five things that I will try doing during the next few days(no I am not a listomaniac but if this is what it takes for me to come outta my laziness I am going to do it)
1.Write posts more frequently,write sensible poems and not mere rhymes.
2.Write a few short stories or think about the novel that I am going to publish in the future
3.Learn cooking
4.Study (yes,its important even after finishing engg)
5.Read good books and the newspaper with concentration(yeah I don’t even read d newspaper properly these days)
Ok this post is not making any sense but its long maybe I am already recovering from my laziness.yaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Anyone who had the guts to read the entire post should feel free to comment.You can also suggest some inspiring books,songs(apart from d ones in my playlist most of those are really inspiring just #FYI),blogs,movies or try inspiring me with your wise words.
Lets see if there is any mai ka laal who can actually inspire me.eel like taking CAT again.ice title and copied it from t rhyming SMtions for d mba entrance exams are out and i e i f life
